gauche – left, awkward, tactless.
Big Tall – my baby daddy.
Nee Wee, Small Tall, Morch, Morchi, Morchibagorchi, Morchunga, Chungus, Little Wiggly, Wigstain, Wiggs; etc. – my baby girl, Morchella.
It’s not gourmet! – Its quality is cheap!
Quentin Tarantado – Quentin Tarantino (tarantado means stupid in tagalog).
pu ting-a-ning – cutified version of the Tagalog curse “pu tang ina mo”.
charlie – hot.
Boo – my dog, Mehdwyn.
Ping Ping – my cat, Poo Nibbler.
CDGAF – “Crissy doesn’t give a f**k!”
HNL – Whole ‘nother level.
Winston Churchill head – big, balloon head.
BOTW – something I do to put me in a different place is to fill my head with the sweet voice of Art Garfunkel singing “Bridge Over Troubled Water”. For example: You can liken Robert’s voice to nails on a chalkboard. Whenever he speaks I BOTW my way out of that sh**.